Well, it’s been an entire month plus since “A Well-Centaured Love” was launched into the world, wobbling on its awkward legs. Now it has sales…in the double digits!*
For those of you who have bought and read the book, thank you!
(And for those of you who immediately sent me every horse pun I somehow managed to overlook…dammit! )
It is at this point, I would like to address some questions that have arisen regarding “A Well-Centaured Love”
Q: I’m disappointed, I thought there would be a horse/woman sex scene
A: Ok, so that’s not technically a question, but yeah. I’m not an industrial designer and couldn’t figure out the logistics. Also I was too frightened to Google “horse porn”. So you’re going to have to make do with euphemisms. You do get a drawing of a horse penis though!
A: Yeah. It’s small . Not relative to the centaur, but with respect to the overall size of the drawing. Still. Bonus horse penis!
Q: Why should I buy this? I’m not really into books.
A: Well, think of it more as a story book, with pictures. Who doesn’t like pictures?**
Q: I can’t believe you’re mocking centaur love! It’s a real, and beautiful fetish that many who love men and horses relate to. This book is really judgmental!
A: Again, not really a question. And is it really judgmental to make fun of imaginary creatures that don’t actually exist?
A: Guess I’ll have to live with that then.
*low double digits
**of equine intimate anatomy.